Hillary Clinton ‘Will Not’ Be Going To Jail

Hillary in her orange Armani jumpsuit, intoxicated and hissing as they carry her to the hoosegow, slowly reverting into a lizard, would be worth watching on pay-per-view. They have no intention of imprisoning their Queen of Sleaze. To make way for their Queen Bee, the communists did not empty the jails and prisons. Violent and repeat offenders will not be allowed to visit the skookum home, according to liberals.

Late last year, Darrell Brooks, a domestic terrorist, ran over 62 white people in Waukesha, Wisconsin. John Chisholm, the local District Attorney, was glad to release him, knowing full well that his bail reform foolishness would result in people being killed. Mohamed Hussein Abdi was sentenced to probation after burning down a school for Saintly George Floyd during a disturbance. Jacob Chansley was sentenced to 41 months in federal prison for his stroll across the Capitol.

The Clintons skate like Tonya Harding when it comes to being held accountable for their conduct. Durham is on Hillary for spying on Trump before and after the 2016 election is still unknown to a large portion of the country. Left-wing media won’t even dare to bring up non-serious issues regarding the Clintons, such as Hillary’s alleged intoxication.

Moreover, Bill Clinton lied about how many times he traveled on the jet owned by Jeffrey Epstein, the favorite dead pervert. The pinko Pravdas informed us that the two just spoke about grandkids when Bill Clinton visited with then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch. In an interview with NBC, Juanita Broaddrick claimed that Bill Clinton raped her. NBC almost wholly buried the story.

“Who cares?” exclaimed America’s liberal news after Hillary dumped 33,000 emails. The liberal media agreed with Hillary’s allegation that the emails were about yoga pants and lunch plans. Even when the FBI retrieved 17,000 of the emails and discovered that they were work-related. The “system squandered the one true opportunity we had to send Hillary to the cornfield.”

Furthermore, Hillary was behind the phony “Steele dossier” nonsense, including Peegate, the fabrication that Trump hired hookers to pee on an Obama bed. Hillary spied on Trump even after he was elected President, as we now know. Half of the population is unaware because the leftist media isn’t covering it. Except for CNN, which spent 2.5 minutes discussing it and betting it wasn’t during primetime.

Therefore, the Clintons are the herpes of American politics, and the left-wing media and the Justice Department refuse to treat them with Valtrex. The majority of the media refuses to debate this deception, much less call them out on it. When knowledge of the Clintons’ wrongdoings does get out, the press intervenes on their behalf. When that fails, the Department of Justice steps in to ensure the Clintons’ freedom.